I went on vacation for a week and when I came back my blog is in German?
WTF happened here?!?
I would have understood it if it were in Spanish but noooo...it has to be Deutche?
Sohn eines Weibchens!!!!
Excepts from the short lived vacaciones:
The beach had lots of biatches and it was equally awesome...I am burned as hell...can't wait till I see what I have filmed! A friend named Ana flew in from Madrid to see the targets (Male Emaratis) up close, apparently her appetite switched from "hombres españoles calientes" to "hombres árabes calientes " even though I have warned her that they aren't as hot as they look in the sheets, she didn't mind. She did not want just any Arab man; it has to be Emaratis wearing kandura (intrigued by what's underneath it all) Fine! I don't get it but whatever!
So we went to Al Ain where all the beautiful and perfect Emarati gentlemen were and boy did she almost piss in her pants! I guess she didn't have fun as much as she should have had because some part of my brain have blocked all the menkind and I have completely lost interest in them so at some point I had a hard time relating to a female desire just by lookin at men. We head back to Dubai later that day and I had to come up with some excuse to go to the gym so I can see the one who takes my sunshine away! There she was...piercing blue eyes and bone melting smile!
Next night we had coffee at Japenggo in Dubai Marine area...it was beautiful...we were being so random that we wound up with this conversation:
Ana: Will you marry me?
Jess: Really?
Ana: Yea! so you can be an EU national and move to Madrid with me!
Jess: LOL! yea let's get married!
And then we started laughing, there were 2 local boys behind us and they didn't know how to react and they cannot believe if they were really hearing what they were hearing.
We left the scene still crackin up and she kept on playing with people's mind. While we were walkin she held me and said "Where do you wanna go baby I'll take you there!" and I just kept laughing! It was too funny cuz I know that she is so straight. Oh and I forgot the part when there was this pretty lady that kept on looking at me that it made me feel uncomfortable and almost wanted to ask for her name if she weren't with her sisters (I figured because they all look alike; all 3 of them). After she ate a whole plate of I dunno what the hell it was, she stood up took one more look at me (I hope it was really me she was looking at) and then left! Soon after she left the butterflies visited my stomach and decided that they want to fly around again!
Ana left on Tuesday night and the fun is over. I'm kinda sad now that my future spouse is back in Madrid! Lol!
p.s. Mona you're fuckin breakin my heart everyday and you don't even know it!
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9 comments:
wait wait wait........
ok I won't try to proove anything....
but first, Where did the Ohs go :P?
second, If and I say If, u think u r a an homosexual, then it's u that should understand others orientations, so it's u that should understand and support Ana's attraction to guys.
anyway, u two areee hilarious, do u know what did u do to the homoERECTUS? that where behind ya :P
the Ohs are Only fOr cOmments...i dOn't make them when i write a piece in a blOg!
i tOtally understand Other's sexual OrientatiOns its a persOnal chOice that i dO nOt reciprOcate nOr react let alOne suppOrt Others, besides Ana is a big girl she can handle herself...plus when a guy apprOched me i turn them tO her sO i have cOunted my self Off Of the heterOsexual market by default!...that's as far as the help i can give...i'm selfish..lOl! cuz i have my Own bizness tO deal with...
the 2 hOmOerectus - let just say they sat there feeling a certain amOunt Of discOmfOrt till we decided tO tOrture Other peOple...
LOL. can't believe you and Ana put society through this in living daynight. Poor boys behind you. Let's hope they didn't understand English and were just gobsmacked by your assets.
Lol! I guess sOme men gOt disOriented fOr a little bit because that's nOt the Only place that we pull Our disturbing stunts...in the mall she'd slap my butt and kiss my neck! She alsO hug me frOm behind and sOmetimes lift me up in the air fOr nO reasOn! I'm telling yOu that girl is perfect!
We decided that when I finally agreed tO mOve in Madrid thOugh and I want tO live there we'll get married (nO shit!) tO make it easy fOr us bOth...but it dOesn't mean we are a rOmantic cOuple...i still get tO dO my shit and sO dOeas she...we're talkin status here...nOw that is sOme clever planning!
Hey i*maginate, dO yOu by any chance gO to that gym in Batuta Mall?
Hey that's really cool, I wish I had whacky friends like you. Everyone's far too normal here.
I don't get your point about married to her. Are you serious? Make what easier?
No, I use my own gym at home...;)
She is awesOme isn't she?
Well the married thing is if and if I decided I wanted tO mOve tO Spain and because Spain acknOwledges same gender marriage and implement the same rights as the heterOsexual cOuples are entitled tO, Ana will marry me sO then I wOuld get the same priviledges as she has because I wOuld nOt be an expat wOrking in Spain I wOuld be a natiOnal...its all a jOke tO me...but she was nOt kidding...she said if i wanted tO why nOt...
Yea life sux when peOple are square yOu knOw!...I'll let yOu knOw when she's back again...maybe yOu cOuld hang Out with us and re-arrange Dubai fOr kicks!
Hows that hOme gym wOrkin Out fOr yOu?...I can't dO hOme gym i have ADD (kidding) I will never get anything dOne!
sniff sniff :(
so u rn't coming to lebanon and getting wasted with me ........
sniff sniff :(
ezOu!!!...are u fuckin kidding?...i will gO tO LebanOn befOre the year ends and we'll get wasted till we can't nO mOre...remember i want a trip On the Faraya Mountain!...
We're sure the boys were loving the exchange as much as you were. Shame you guys didn't catch any rising tents in the process.
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