The Late Night Food...(late post cuz i suck.. written 26 March)

just cuz i can’t cOOk and can’t dO shit in the kitchen...i ate pOpcOrn fOr dinner last night...well i tried...twice!...i read the instructiOns On the thingy it says under five minutes suppOsedly...hmmm...i had the micrOvawe set fOr 2 mins just in case it gOt burnt...and then 2 mins later there were still sOme pOppin happenin inside sO i thOught...maybe 1 mOre minute...i remOved it after 20 secs and my kitchen smelt like a burnt-i-can’t-explain-shit...(i thOught - mOm!!!...i’m hungry feed me!!!)...the secOnd time it was better...half Of the pOpcOrn were cOOked and half were...well..it was still cOrn...they came undOne!...4 years living alOne in anOther cOuntry...it makes me wOnder hOw i still manage tO survive...the Only perfect thing i can dO in the kitchen is a mess!

i wOke up in the mOrning drOve tO wOrk...listened tO the news...and hOly pOpcorn!!!.. the city was On fire!...the cause - EXPLOSION Of an illegal Fire Cracker WarehOuse...uhmmm...sOrry i didn’t think the pOpcOrn wOuld have that much Of an effect!..
well tOnight me and my dOgs are just eating marshmallOws fOr dinner!...